For those interested

[griwen]

Not sure what anyone else here things about this stuff but if anyone is interested http://www.theradiocitylotrconcert.com/

[Tashrina]

That sounds fantastic! too bad I'm broke and dont live close by...

[Rigel]

Now to just find a babysitter for 2 days.

[Hathor]

Woot!! I work around the corner from RCMH! Time to check those ticket prices :)

[yyrrkoon]

So as I see it here is the Plan!!

We start off in California

Step 1: Lerch gets a bus!! Don’t care how, steals it, rent it, buys it, he just gets it.

Step 2: Picks me up, and maybe sly (if his mom lets him run off to New York with a couple
of 40+ year old guys in a possibly stolen bus). Then we grab Teep cause whets a
party bus without a hot Asian on it. And then any other Hastie that live Cali. Hmm
Are there any other Hasties in Cali?? O wait I almost forgot Thamros!! Ok so we
Grab Tham on our way out of Cali!! Let’s get this party Started!! O shit I forgot
About Deep!! No way he aint coming on the bus!!!

Step 3: Head east out of California (as fast as possible cause them damn Amber alerts
went out once we grabbed Sly, duct taped his ass and threw him in the bus)

Step 4: Once we cross the state line we hit up each state looking for Hasties to abduct..
I mean invite into the road trip! ^^

(a) On the way to Texas we hit New Mexico and grab Lan!! Once we hit Texas we
Grab Bob, He will prob have that same look he had on the pic he posted, Eyes
Wide open with that dear in the head lights look. But we need him! He is a
Wealth of Hastie info!! So after bob we swing by and grab tash cause this
Sausage fest in the bus is prob starting to bug me. Then it off to………hmm
I say Kentucky!!!

(b) So we hit Kentucky, at this point you keep all the windows shut and the bus door
Locked!! We will need to drive slow as to not draw attention to the bus, cause
Kentucky is really scary!! Especially for a bus load of perdy lipped men!!! but the one good thing is that in Kentucky we get Dilmor, Jorah, Elricord (and no cord you can’t bring your sheep!! Damn dude!!) Maie and Morna. Damn the ratio of sausage to boobies is 10 to 3, we may need to stop at a Hooters on the way out. Just for a little bit ^^. So then it off to North Carolina.

(c) I don’t know a damn thing about NC so I will entrust this state line crossing to the
Boys from Kentucky. Not you though Cord, I hear there are sheep in NC and we
Are not stopping!! That’s Final!! So in NC we pick up Tovaxx (O God!!)
And I think we need to pick up Mo and Z!! Yeah Yeah there not in the Kin
Anymore but they are still Hasties at heart and I like em!! Besides Mo’s got a
Case of really good scotch!! And that’s a party in a box waiting to happen!!
So now it’s off to Georgia..

(d) Georgia, Georgia, the whole day through
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind
Talkin' 'bout Georgia……

Sorry, The wife’s name is Georgina but most people call her Georgia
This song makes me think of her. And HELL NO!!! She aint coming on
The bus!!! Pffp ruin all my fun, no way!! So here we get Aren and Nim.
Then we need to turn this bus north!!

(e) Yeah back north cause we need to hit Chicago for Auri, and MI for
Forthewin, I think Sarrens in Kansas (if he shows off his damn 1st age
On the bus ride, he’s out!! Gonna throw his ass off the bus, and don’t slow down lerch!!). Can’t remember where Togarr and Kogarr are, but there up north somewhere. I say we his WI and grab Frugal’s dumb ass, he should be good for a few laughs!! At this point we head back South East to WV and get Rigel. Yeah I know we prob should have picked him up after Aren, but I saved him for last cause by then were gonna need “Mr. Sunshine” for our speed run to New York.

(f) Ok so I left out a few people like Stan, Helori, Drover, Narsildur, Porcelana, Packlama, Juniel,
Thang, Saronan, Fejijar ( O man we got to have Feji on the bus!!) and Ausar (yeah I said Ausar, we need someone to take the fall at the end of the trip for the stolen bus and them pesky Amber alerts!!). This is the reason we have Bob, as leader of the Kin he has possible info on the wear about of these people cause I sure don’t know and they didn’t post them on their profile!! People WE need info, how are we gonna stalk you if you wont give out your INFO!!??

(g)Ok we finally hit New York, Luckily there are a few Hasties that live there
So we can just stay with them!! Right Orici, Gri, Cely ( I think she live in NY, If not please move there Cely!) Don’t know about the rest of you but Im staying with Gri, She seems more fun then the rest of you!! Also the NY hasties will be responsible for getting ticket to the show for the entire Kin. What?? Hey we did the hard part picking up everyone and crossing the country to get here. The least you could do is pay for it!! Don’t get all stingy and selfish now, you all thought it was a great idea until you got to this paragraph didn’t you!!

(h) And lastly we watch the show…… YAY!! At some point, maybe during
Intermission someone will need to call the cops to report the stolen bus. And Were gonna need a witness to point our Ausar as the sole driver of the bus! I think it should be a New Yorker so get with each other and figure out who is the reporter and who is the witness!! At this point we need to find a way back home, Im thinking that Lerch gets us another bus and we start the ride all over again!!!

(i) O yeah for all you Canadians, GET YOUR OWN DAMN BUS!! This ones
Americans only!!!

[Elricord]

greatest post ever ALL HAIL THE KING, KING KOON

[Maie]

can we detour to see the corn palace and that worlds largest ball of yarn? plz plz plz

[Aurilius]

./hail Koon

AMAZING!

[yyrrkoon]

can we detour to see the corn palace and that worlds largest ball of yarn? plz plz plz

For you maie we will!

[Tashrina]

Drover is in Louisianna, Arsi is in Cali, Porce lives in NYC, Stan lives in Ohio, I think Flambe and Noro also live in Georgia, and Gri doesn't live too near the city so staying with her might not be best. Your path wasn't the best laid out but it can be tweaked, and I like your plan none the less. And as long as I don't have to pay for anything with money I'm so in!

[yyrrkoon]

Drover is in Louisianna, Arsi is in Cali, Porce lives in NYC, Stan lives in Ohio, I think Flambe and Noro also live in Georgia, and Gri doesn't live too near the city so staying with her might not be best. Your path wasn't the best laid out but it can be tweaked, and I like your plan none the less. And as long as I don't have to pay for anything with money I'm so in!

What are you talking about!!! This is a mans laid out plan and it is flawless. Now Get In, Sit down, Shut up, and Hang on for dear life!!!


SO here the amendment to the plan..


SO after we get Thamros We will pick up arsi at the neighborhood bars near her house. SHe will be the creepy one at the end of the bar!! It will be nice to have Boobies on the bus and we high tail it out of Cali!! This will also be a good time for Arsi to teach Sly French, captice audience as we still havent untied him!! Then Once we hit Georgia we can grab Noro and Falmbe. Finally someone to cook for us!!! Im sure Ill be tired of fast food, chips and ding dongs by then! So then I say we hit Louisiana and get drover, he shouldnt be hard to find how many people really live in louisiana?? Hes prob the 4th or 5th shack along the freeway. Do they have freeways in Louisiana?? Have more beer ready drover, Im sure cord has drank it all!! That leave Stan to pick up in Ohio! O man Drunk Stan on the bus with lerch!!! O man i gots to bring a video camera. This shit is going on Youtube!!! I wonder if Feji is near stan? I think they live colse by each other, if so were getting him too!! Hmm have we untied Sly yet??

So wheres Ausar??? Damn it we need that fall guy! Hmm well theres always Serren!!

And tash of couse not you dont have to pay for anything.

[Staniel]

Hmmmmm, drunk Stan on the bus with Lerch... intriguing... I may just forget I'm not a warg IRL and try to take a bite out of him. :lol:

[Elricord]

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[griwen]

lmfao! that rocks! Ohh and im only a few hours from nyc in the middle of nowhere you can hide the bus behind the pond plenty of room for everyone just dont tell cord there is a sheep farm across the street from my house we might be late!

[Renek]

I'm glad you won't be picking us Canadians up in that short bus but I'll get us to NY.

1 Heads to his uncle house with a 40 of rum and a case of beer , starts shooting the shit with him while pouring some drinks. Once the 40 is done with we start in on the beers and I tell him we should head outside and check out his car.

2 We head into the shed and pull the cover off his car ( BAM GTO JUDGE ) grabs a towel to wipe up his drool . Talks his uncle to let him have the keys to start it up ( it purrs like a tiger ) looks at his uncle who is in the coner in his ripped up lazy boy sleeping . Darn no more beer hmm.

3 Takes the judge for a ride down to the beer store , fills the trunk up with beer , 10 cases should do till I get to St.Catharines . omg I amlost forgot to bring the kaplin , for those who don't know think of it as fish jerky.

4 gets onto the highway and drives to the ship to cross over to nova scotia. Man these boat rides are boring alone , guess i'll hang out in the bar. gets to nova scotia , Stops by his aunts place and picks up some whacky tobacy.

5 damn i'm down to only 4 cases of beer need to swing into the beer store again. Resupplys the truck with beer and makes a bee line for St.Catharines. Makes it to Tibs place we sit down have a couple of drinks together a few hoots get the munchies and head to the store.

6 Almost forgot Char , screw you Char you get on a bus and meet us at Tibs I'm not driveing any farther west , I can't risk running over your dog who's ran away from home for 3 days and I don't want you seeing me hit him. Tib and I make it to the store we pick up some munchies. Oh I better bake something for Cely.

7 Head back to Tibs again , ahh crap almost out of beer again , swing by the beer store again, Hmm Tib we better pick up some more whacky tobacy . Ok we're all rdy to go , Damn you Char get your tumble weed arse over here already. Ok back at Tibs we have a few more hoots few more beer and I start makeing some banana bread for Cely and a few others for the rest of you. Umm Tib why are you grining . darn I think he added something to my banana bread recipe . Oh well

8 Damn Char took you long enough . we're off heading towards the boarder . Damn Char stop looking so guilty your going to get us pulled over . Bah we got pulled over at the boarder. Here they come damn damn damn , quick hide the dope. Tib throws a blanket over Char.
Guard come to us and asks us some question , where we going , how long are we staying for. He looks at me funnand asks me if I've been drinking and driveing , Hell no I'd spill my beer that way . he laughs and looks at the plate oh your from newfoundland I see never mind your a newfie . aye B'y hows she cutting me old cock. He lets us go.

9 woot we made it across , thank god for the lame boarder control the US and canada has. Damn out of beer again , wheres the damn beer store here in the states. What there isn't a store here that just sells beer OMG OMG , turns around and goes back across the boarder , hits a beer store and fills the trunk and the back seat with beer , I hear someone say ouch. Damn Char your still under thant blanket , get out of there. Ok back to the states.

10 We open up the judge and starts heading to NY . Tib rolls us a few tokes , puff puff pass , puff puff pass , Drink a few beers. Umm WTF are we doing in Nashville. Spins the judge around and heads back towards NY. Get to NY , We swing by Cely's place sup sup , heres your banana bread . Ok I got the couch , Tib you can have the easy boy there and Char umm you have the tub , trust me man you'll need it your looking abit green around the gills.


Not as good as your Koon but Hey I have a sweet ride to get to NY in while you have the short bus. Ahh damn maybe I should of told the woman I was takeing off . Well so much for my last road trip cause i'm a dead man when I get home. Oh almost forgot , here you go koon I brought you some moose steaks , burgers.

[yyrrkoon]

Poor little newfie!! Im thinking you will never make it to New York!! Heres why!!


1. Pulls pic's or Renek, Tib and Char off kin site.

2. Calls friend at Homeland Security, Talks about the wife and kids for a bit. Sets up a
date to head out to the shooting range for a bit. He invites the family over for a BBQ
Which we do a couple times a month. O yeah, I almost forgot, here are some pic of
Canadian Talaban Members you should be on the look out for. Yeah there comming into
the states and heading to New York!! Yeah then need to be picked up and held, Also
They are transporting booze and drugs to sell for explosives!! And by the way they will
be driving a GTO JUDGE, should be easy to spot.

3. Renek and crew are subjected to Dick Chaney (you cant get rid of him!) and water
boarding. They are released a few years later, but they are never the same!

4. Kin chat a year later, new expansion comming out, everyone talking about it. Cord
pipes up, "Hey anyone hear from Renek, or tib, or Char??" Kin goes quite No one
answers. "Damn I wonder what ever happened to them?", cord says again. Kin chat
once again goes back to the new expansion pack talk.



Hell ya Gri, Were staying at your house!!!

[Aurilius]

Poor little newfie!! Im thinking you will never make it to New York!! Heres why!!


1. Pulls pic's or Renek, Tib and Char off kin site.

2. Calls friend at Homeland Security, Talks about the wife and kids for a bit. Sets up a
date to head out to the shooting range for a bit. He invites the family over for a BBQ
Which we do a couple times a month. O yeah, I almost forgot, here are some pic of
Canadian Talaban Members you should be on the look out for. Yeah there comming into
the states and heading to New York!! Yeah then need to be picked up and held, Also
They are transporting booze and drugs to sell for explosives!! And by the way they will
be driving a GTO JUDGE, should be easy to spot.

3. Renek and crew are subjected to Dick Chaney (you cant get rid of him!) and water
boarding. They are released a few years later, but they are never the same!

4. Kin chat a year later, new expansion comming out, everyone talking about it. Cord
pipes up, "Hey anyone hear from Renek, or tib, or Char??" Kin goes quite No one
answers. "Damn I wonder what ever happened to them?", cord says again. Kin chat
once again goes back to the new expansion pack talk.



Hell ya Gri, Were staying at your house!!!

LMAO. But you know. That would only leave me and Slyvannus as the kin main hunters...

./shudder

[Renek]

1 Looks at the boarder guards Hey guys you want some free beer and drugs . Awesome guys you have a good day , drives off towards NY with no problems. Damn we need to do something about our boardser they are to open and friendly :P

2 This was all happening while Tib was rolling a blunt and Char was whispering under the blanket , I'm to cute to goto a states prison.

[Togarr]

I sure ain't going on no bus with KOON in it!

[Arsiana]

hey yeahhh what is it about all the Canucks in our kin playing hunters? (cept for me and Bob, of course, but we've been Americanized)

[Tashrina]

Char can share the bus ride with Grim, they live close-ish to each other. And yeah, Char is too cute for prison. And I think I'd rather be with the newfie and friends, they have special food...and I'd rather have my ass grabed by people who aren't from Californina...freaks. :P

[yyrrkoon]

I sure ain't going on no bus with KOON in it!

O yes you are Tog!!! We can do it the easy way or the really easy way!! Your choice! The easy way involves duct tape, hand cuffs, a whip, saddles and whip cream. Do you really want to know what the really easy way is?? I didnt think so!

[yyrrkoon]

Char can share the bus ride with Grim, they live close-ish to each other. And yeah, Char is too cute for prison. And I think I'd rather be with the newfie and friends, they have special food...and I'd rather have my ass grabed by people who aren't from Californina...freaks. :P

TASH!!!! /cry That was just mean!!! We california "Freaks" need love too.

[Tashrina]

TASH!!!! /cry That was just mean!!! We california "Freaks" need love too.

ok, ok, I was just pickin on you GOSH! and I think the Canadians needed more love. But the bus will probably be more fun because:
1) LOTS of Hasties
2) Koon is there
3) Duct tape, handcuffs, and whips are involved
4) Drunken Stan
5) Cord is there
6) Bobion in an enclosed space...think about that one!
7) We get to travel through some scary places, like Utah, and Kentuky, and Jasper Louisianna (shiver) on second thought, that ones too scary!
8) Mo's Scotch
9) Mo on a bus with a lot of men, she'll be cussin like a sailor!
Yes, I will miss Renek and Char, and Grim (sorry Tib) but I'll see them in New York! and maybe I can go home with them...or with Koon, I hear he has 3 sons around my age!

PS: I don't know if this has already been said, but I think Tog lives in Utah. he's one of like 2 wierdos in the kin in mountain time...nobody really lives in mountain time!

[yyrrkoon]

All is forgiven Tash!

[Juniel]

Packllama and I are in Pennsylvania. We are packed and ready for transport.

[Hathor]

PS: I don't know if this has already been said, but I think Tog lives in Utah. he's one of like 2 wierdos in the kin in mountain time...nobody really lives in mountain time!

I thought Mountain time was a myth... like the tooth fairy and RK healing.

[Tashrina]

I thought Mountain time was a myth... like the tooth fairy and RK healing.

I did too, but it exists, it's just mostly filled with cows...

[yyrrkoon]

So if i understand this right, Tog is a cow!! Well that explains everything!!

[Renek]

OMG Tash , you switched sides and going to ride on the short bus. And here I was going to let you sit shotgun and Let you play with the stick shift.

[Tashrina]

OMG Tash , you switched sides and going to ride on the short bus. And here I was going to let you sit shotgun and Let you play with the stick shift.

Ack! I'm torn! I want to do both! But I am kinda far from Canadia...How about I'll raid back with ya Renek ;) Koon said we had to find other transport, and its not like I have real obligations to get home quickly...

[Maie]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/gretchnky/Party20Bus20INSIDE.jpg

party bus. stripper pole. i wanna see koon spin. lets do this.

[Helori]

close, we are in TN (no income tax!) but next to the GA line. No one actually lives in north georgia, since its just a trick to get tax money for atlanta welfare programs, they all really live in TN now, unless they have like 10 kids and no income, then they live in GA for the schools.

[yyrrkoon]

Tell you what renek, Ill trade you Char for Sly!! He can sit shotgun and play with your stick shift!!


And Holy shit Maie I just was able to see that party bus pic, Damn work computer. Ok lerch you need to get that one!!!

[Tika]

close, we are in TN (no income tax!) but next to the GA line. No one actually lives in north georgia, since its just a trick to get tax money for atlanta welfare programs, they all really live in TN now, unless they have like 10 kids and no income, then they live in GA for the schools.

Haha, it's funny 'cause it's true... :rolleyes:

[Suzuka]

I'm hurt koon... :(

[Tashrina]

I'm hurt koon... :(

You left out Suz!!! how horrible of you. Swing by Tennessee and get the cute fella!

[Renek]

Hmm Ok we can meet up in Nashville and we'll swap Char for Sly but I'm hog tieing him to the hood of the car like a prize deer.

[Charaen]

Hmm Ok we can meet up in Nashville and we'll swap Char for Sly but I'm hog tieing him to the hood of the car like a prize deer.

Thats right, I dont wanna ride with you and Tib anyways... tib may supply me with wacky tabackey but he'll spam me with kin mail the whole time! And id go nutz with Renek always trying to shove dried fish and screech down my throat!

Ive taken on chump ass Homeland Security and won! They overreacted to our camcorder and then they got yelled at! HA!

And yes... I am too cute for prison, but Im not worried, even if we got busted the hasties would bail us out. I can see it now, koon and cord smashing through the wall screaming at one another like a married couple, bob whirling around frantically screaming about aoe, stan drunk as a skunk and shooting deer (where did they come from) tash would be busy try to give people power only to find she has no real power, renek would be shooting things with a toy bow finding that suction cups dont kill... but you guys would get us out, then we'd haul ass to NY and relax to the sound of LotR.

[Tashrina]

I have real power....*pouts*

[Bobion]

And yes... I am too cute for prison, but Im not worried, even if we got busted the hasties would bail us out. I can see it now, koon and cord smashing through the wall screaming at one another like a married couple, bob whirling around frantically screaming about aoe, stan drunk as a skunk and shooting deer (where did they come from) tash would be busy try to give people power only to find she has no real power, renek would be shooting things with a toy bow finding that suction cups dont kill... but you guys would get us out, then we'd haul ass to NY and relax to the sound of LotR.

Best. Rescue Attempt. EVER!!!

[yyrrkoon]

I'm hurt koon... :(

OMFG!!!! I forgot SUZ!!! I feel soooo soooo sooo bad!!! How could I forget SUZ!!! I blame old age, Sorry Suz!! There can not be a party bus with out you man!!! You get to sit next to the stripper pole the entire ride!!! Or on tash's lap, what ever you want!!

[yyrrkoon]

Hmm Ok we can meet up in Nashville and we'll swap Char for Sly but I'm hog tieing him to the hood of the car like a prize deer.

Of course you are!! In fact were hot tieing him to the front of the bus for the rest of the ride!!! WOOO HOOO!!!!


LOL That was a awesome post Char, lol. you made me really LOL. My wife looked at me like im crazy or something!! IM NOT CRAZY!!! NOT CRAZY AT ALL!!!! I dont care what the doctors say!! Bastards one and all!!

See you In nashville!!

[Suzuka]

OMFG!!!! I forgot SUZ!!! I feel soooo soooo sooo bad!!! How could I forget SUZ!!! I blame old age, Sorry Suz!! There can not be a party bus with out you man!!! You get to sit next to the stripper pole the entire ride!!! Or on tash's lap, what ever you want!!

hmm, actually. Just pick up Saramac in new mexico when you go through and all will be forgivin :P

[Togarr]

Ah hell, too many hasties to say I ain't going. I'm in.

[Arsiana]

OMFG!!!! I forgot SUZ!!! I feel soooo soooo sooo bad!!! How could I forget SUZ!!! I blame old age, Sorry Suz!! There can not be a party bus with out you man!!! You get to sit next to the stripper pole the entire ride!!! Or on tash's lap, what ever you want!!

you forgot me too, but I didn't mention it :grin: (heh, til now I guess!)

[Renek]

So Arsi do you want to go in the party buss or the canadian cheech and chong car:P

[Charaen]

So Arsi do you want to go in the party buss or the canadian cheech and chong car:P

So whos who? Is Tib cheech and Renek chong?

Did I mention that during the break out attempt Suz would be running around screaming that he'll solo anyone and everyone?

And Tash, yes, you do have real power... power over the entire kin's heart... just think of how many people freak out when you come online and how many people have ridiculous pet names for you (ie, tashy-poo) You have power tash, power to rule them all!!!

[Tashrina]

And Tash, yes, you do have real power... power over the entire kin's heart... just think of how many people freak out when you come online and how many people have ridiculous pet names for you (ie, tashy-poo) You have power tash, power to rule them all!!!

SWEET!!!!!

So....hypothetically, in like 2-3 years, when I have a real job, and a real house, if I threw a party at my place for Hasties, and gave like 3-6 months notice, who would come? Bob and Drover live to close to have a choice in the matter, so they would be there for sure.

For real though...someone has got to get some of us Hasties together one day...the shenanigans will be Epic Level!