RL gold farmer?

[Drover]

Saw this e-mail at work today from someone looking to advertise in our newspaper. Was tempted to respond and ask if I ever ran into him before, perhaps spamming in Bree?


Hello there,
I'm Interested in booking Employment AD with your newspapers and we will be much happy if you can place this Linear AD I will like you to give the quote of 2 weeks to run of the advert below,so that we can move forward.

(ad text here, was shockingly grammatically correct)

Hope to read from you the soonest,So that i can proceed with the payment details by forwarding the credit card details to you.

[Packllama]

Yay for stupid people!

[yyrrkoon]

Saw this e-mail at work today from someone looking to advertise in our newspaper. Was tempted to respond and ask if I ever ran into him before, perhaps spamming in Bree?


Hello there,
I'm Interested in booking Employment AD with your newspapers and we will be much happy if you can place this Linear AD I will like you to give the quote of 2 weeks to run of the advert below,so that we can move forward.

(ad text here, was shockingly grammatically correct)

Hope to read from you the soonest,So that i can proceed with the payment details by forwarding the credit card details to you.


Na Drover, prob just some Newfie looking to place a personal Want Ad for a mail order bride!!

[Helori]

Heh, you see that a lot, really.

I could call some names in kin chat over

roll vs role for example

try and (anything) --- "try and win" (you try TO win) (however, you may try and work to win, see the difference?)

misuse of fail (its a verb, not a noun, the noun is failure) "bad grammer is fail"

To vs Two vs Too is often garbled beyond belief. "I want to go to" (go to what??)

I vs me: "Bob and me are noobs."

And many many more, and much much worse. I dont even call most of them out anymore.

[yyrrkoon]

Heh, you see that a lot, really.

I could call some names in kin chat over

roll vs role for example

try and (anything) --- "try and win" (you try TO win) (however, you may try and work to win, see the difference?)

misuse of fail (its a verb, not a noun, the noun is failure) "bad grammer is fail"

To vs Two vs Too is often garbled beyond belief. "I want to go to" (go to what??)

I vs me: "Bob and me are noobs."

And many many more, and much much worse. I dont even call most of them out anymore.



DAMN IT now my head hurts from reading your grammer lesson!!! O man I think my eyes are bleeding two...errr TO??? TOO??? AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!! {SPLAT!} <<<< (Head explodes.)

[Tovaxx]

Dear LASTNAME,

I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise. I am the Director Audit and Records in Banque Atlantique Cote D' Iviore (BAC).I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to Repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $18.625. million Immediately to your account. The money has been dormant for years in our Bank here without any body coming for it.

I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Morrision LASTNAME (the owner Of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of kin in an air Crash since July 2000. I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an aban doned fund.
This is the reason why I contacted you, so that the bank can release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.


Please I will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.


Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 50% of the above mentioned sum.
Acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following:

Your Full
Your Sex
Your Age
Your Country
Marital Status
Your Occupation
Your Personal Mobile Number
Your Personal Fax Number

If this is accepted by you, reply to me and if it is not acceptable by you do not repply

Best Regard,

Mr.Diouf Koffi.

**********I responded with the FBI's #'s.... lol dumbass************

[griwen]

lmfao i think my beagle might have sent that too you sorry. Ive been trying to control her email habits and her mass purchasing of milkbone products for some time now. Bad beagle!