Hathor
03-24-2009, 10:38 AM
i found this funny :)
Group Leader: Ok guys, are we ready? Does everyone have their gear repaired, gone to the washroom, cast soothe and distract on significant others? Make sure you have travelling rations for the summon there and Johnny, did you finish your homework? I don't want to have to find a replacement for you mid run again... All set? Then let's Rock N Roll!
Group: Woot!
(Time elapses)
Group Leader: "Ok guys, you are doing great! This is the last fight! Lot's of adds on this one! Let's refresh buffs and then give 'em heck!"
(fight starts)
Guardian: taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob
Minstrel: heal the tank, heal the tank, heal the tank
Champion: whack, whack, whack
Hunter: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Captain: "Everyone's buffed! Oh ya! kill that trash mob! Let's show those mobs our courage!"
Loremaster: "Burn sucker! Burn! Burn!"
Captain: "WooooT! Ya Baby! Another mob! You guys just don't stop! Let's speed up those hits now! More! More! More!"
Guardian: taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob
Minstrel: heal the tank, heal the tank, heal the tank
Hunter: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Loremaster: "Wounds Be-Gone! Mwa haaa haaaa!"
Champion: whack, whack, whack (points to Guardian) "He's the one hitting you, he did it!"
Captain: (marks a mob) "That one! That one! Oh yeah!" (continues cheering)
Group Leader: "Adds coming in, keep them off the healer"
Guardian: hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob
Minstrel: Heal the tank, heal the.... heal the.... heal.... he.... he.... h....h-----
Group Leader: "Get those adds off the healer!"
Champion: "Cow-a-bunga! Hey you scum-bucket mobs!" ... "Yo'moma so..... Yo'moma did..... Yo'moma ....." *eeep* Aggro! (points to Guardian) "He said it, not me!"
Loremaster: "Not so tough when you can't see hey! I shall cast my blinding flash on you again if you come near me again!"
Hunter: Pew! Pew! Pew! Zing! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Captain: "Wooo! Another mob down! We Can Do It! Yes We Can! If We Can't Do It! No One Can! Goooo Us!"
Minstrel: "Need More Power!"
Loremaster: "Feel My Power Trash-Mob! As I steal yours! Mwah haa haaa!"
Guardian: hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob
Minstrel: heal the group, heal the tank, heal the tank, heal the tank
Group cheers as eventually all mobs are dead
Guardian: /elfdance "Woo! We be Bad! Oh ya! We showed those mobs! We rule!"
Captain: (watches tank do /elfdance) "I wish I had /poledance to use with this banner!"
Hunter: "Huh? what? mob dead already? I had to run for a bio break - didn't think we'd kill it that fast! We rock!"
Minstrel: "No, silly, I rock! See! I even have a guitar ermmm lute ;p"
Champion: (sings) "We are the Champions! ermm I am the Champion! I am the Champion!"
Loremaster: "We rule! "
Group Leader: "Wooo Hooo! Nice job everyone! Let's line up for a group shot on top of the corpse!"
Group Leader: Ok guys, are we ready? Does everyone have their gear repaired, gone to the washroom, cast soothe and distract on significant others? Make sure you have travelling rations for the summon there and Johnny, did you finish your homework? I don't want to have to find a replacement for you mid run again... All set? Then let's Rock N Roll!
Group: Woot!
(Time elapses)
Group Leader: "Ok guys, you are doing great! This is the last fight! Lot's of adds on this one! Let's refresh buffs and then give 'em heck!"
(fight starts)
Guardian: taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob
Minstrel: heal the tank, heal the tank, heal the tank
Champion: whack, whack, whack
Hunter: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Captain: "Everyone's buffed! Oh ya! kill that trash mob! Let's show those mobs our courage!"
Loremaster: "Burn sucker! Burn! Burn!"
Captain: "WooooT! Ya Baby! Another mob! You guys just don't stop! Let's speed up those hits now! More! More! More!"
Guardian: taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob
Minstrel: heal the tank, heal the tank, heal the tank
Hunter: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Loremaster: "Wounds Be-Gone! Mwa haaa haaaa!"
Champion: whack, whack, whack (points to Guardian) "He's the one hitting you, he did it!"
Captain: (marks a mob) "That one! That one! Oh yeah!" (continues cheering)
Group Leader: "Adds coming in, keep them off the healer"
Guardian: hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob
Minstrel: Heal the tank, heal the.... heal the.... heal.... he.... he.... h....h-----
Group Leader: "Get those adds off the healer!"
Champion: "Cow-a-bunga! Hey you scum-bucket mobs!" ... "Yo'moma so..... Yo'moma did..... Yo'moma ....." *eeep* Aggro! (points to Guardian) "He said it, not me!"
Loremaster: "Not so tough when you can't see hey! I shall cast my blinding flash on you again if you come near me again!"
Hunter: Pew! Pew! Pew! Zing! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Captain: "Wooo! Another mob down! We Can Do It! Yes We Can! If We Can't Do It! No One Can! Goooo Us!"
Minstrel: "Need More Power!"
Loremaster: "Feel My Power Trash-Mob! As I steal yours! Mwah haa haaa!"
Guardian: hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob, hit the mob, hit the mob, taunt the mob
Minstrel: heal the group, heal the tank, heal the tank, heal the tank
Group cheers as eventually all mobs are dead
Guardian: /elfdance "Woo! We be Bad! Oh ya! We showed those mobs! We rule!"
Captain: (watches tank do /elfdance) "I wish I had /poledance to use with this banner!"
Hunter: "Huh? what? mob dead already? I had to run for a bio break - didn't think we'd kill it that fast! We rock!"
Minstrel: "No, silly, I rock! See! I even have a guitar ermmm lute ;p"
Champion: (sings) "We are the Champions! ermm I am the Champion! I am the Champion!"
Loremaster: "We rule! "
Group Leader: "Wooo Hooo! Nice job everyone! Let's line up for a group shot on top of the corpse!"