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Teepster
02-09-2009, 03:59 PM
I am level 60 and 6/6. I am bored.

But, last night, I helped with West Angmar Quests and Esteldin. Needless to say, it was a blast.

So, I just wanted to send this out to you all.

I know that when When kin mates come on and say “anyone need me for anything?” there are a bunch of you who do not say squat because you think that asking for help in Forchel, Fornost, GA or Dol Dinen is beneath them? F that.

It is not beneath me. I will craft you bronze leggings for crafting quests if that is what you need. As I tell my wife: I HAVE NO PRIDE. Now use me.

But, this is old news. So, I was thinking about what I can do to blow people’s minds and drive this point home. Then, it hit me. There are a core group of us who ALWAYS are up for helping someone. But, most people never speak up. So, I want to propose a Noob Squad.

This is not kin-sanctioned and may be a stupid idea. But, I was thinking that it would be hysterical for a bunch of us to get together at night and randomly help someone. It will be at a certain time at night: We will hunt down a random kin mate and shove our assistance down their throats, LOL

We will not help anyone who does not really want help, but if they do not mind or need a group quest knocked out, we are there. Part of the fun might be just hunting down the random kin-mate and saying Hi.

“This sounds like a complete waste of time.” You are right. It is. But, you are playing a game so you are in essence already wasting time. I am really doing this because there are many times I simply enjoy working with Hasties and chatting away while doing something completely mindless. If you feel the same way, sign up.

You may ask “Can you not call it Noob Squad? It’s kind of offensive”
I beg to differ. I spoke to your significant other, parent, child, etc and they have confirmed that you are indeed a noob.

YOU: Am I a Noob?

Wife/Husband/Loved One: Baby, why do you ask such questions? I Love You.

YOU: Umm, you did not answer my question.

Wife/Husband/Loved One: Lrn 2 Play, Dear.

So, if you think you want to be a part of the Noob Squad and employ these Guerilla Warfare Tactics to help the kin in weird and unexpected ways, please let me know.

I do not know what I am doing so this may be chaotic at first, but then, that could be part of the fun. We could be helping someone farm radiance gear or destroying GA.

If we can not find anyone to help, we will farm Uru/CD for Class quest items and donate what we do not want to the kin bank. Or, just run GS.

If no one signs up for the Noob Squad, I will be a Noob of one. So, do not be surprised if a lone 60 RK just happens to show up while you are Freeing Dori and annihilates your foes.

We will decide what we will do once the group is assembled.

Anyway, I will be going out around 10pm EST tonight (2/9/2009) if you are interested in trying out this bold new experiment. If by some miracle, some people are interested, please let me know if you can meet tonight. We will meet up in Vent at 10pm EST and decide upon our first victim…err Beneficiary.

The more I think about this, the more odd this sounds. But, F it. I already typed this much and I am too lazy to delete this wall of words.

Teepster

Dilmor
02-09-2009, 04:16 PM
I've been through the same content I'm leveling my captain on 5-7 times already. If you want to escort me through evendim and Tal Brunien, I'm happy for the speed boost. I have no shame.

Elricord
02-09-2009, 04:23 PM
Hell im not above anything, If you need to find the hanging tree or kill a bear jsut yell ill come running. Im with teep on this. I will and have took my Guard and Captn all over middle earth for haste and ill do it anytime.


Much love

Teepster
02-09-2009, 06:02 PM
Cord,

You are awesome-sauce and I will look for you tonight as we prepare to offer help that was not asked. Like offering to drive beautiful women home who are too intoxicated to drive themselves or helping a friend with a large TV watch football at their house. You never have to ask, we are just givers.

And, looks like Dilmor may be the first customer. And, he has no shame. That is a plus in my book.

See you at 10pm EST. Be there and have nothing to do.

Anyone else need help from the Squad or want to join?

Teepster

Tashrina
02-09-2009, 06:31 PM
You keep calling him cord, it makes me think of Cordillia from Angel...EVERY TIME! And while I'm sure, judging by his charachter, voice, and wife, that El is sexy, He's not a nicely breasted woman with fabulous hair, so I'm getting freaked out a bit every time you say it, and confused. That and I'd like to lick Cordys face, she looks yummy, but I don't know if I would want to lik el's face, don't know what it looks like. I also find this part puzzling. I do however enjoy the feel of licking facial stuble, although Joe doesn't like it when I do that....

HI!

...this had nothing to do with your plan, I have too many toons to harass people for fun, aside from verbally. And just a warning, if you come after me, be prepared for retaliation, I can be bitchier than Mo, although it doesn't come as easily to me...unless your Tovaxx.

BYE!

Teepster
02-10-2009, 04:24 AM
Just saying that Elricord and Sly joined the cause and we helped 3 kin mates through Fornost and did a couple of Forges run wherein we got a kin mate their Chest piece...Woot.

We are planning to run Fornost again on Thursday after the Watcher. We are currently full but let me know if you are interested. We may have some no-shows.

Let me know if you want to offer your time on Thursday to help a kin-mate.

Teepster

yyrrkoon
02-10-2009, 09:37 AM
Count me In for this, I need help lvling my cappy whos 38 atm and yes I have no shame You may all power level me!! I will be up for helping with Koon anytime. This was a good idea Teep. All Hail Teepster King of the Noobs!!! Sounds good dont it teep ^^

Maie
02-10-2009, 10:07 AM
My mini benefitted from Teepsters help and I must say, he melts faces in a fabulous way. Thanks Teep, you're a real asset to the kinship.

Dilmor
02-10-2009, 10:24 AM
Even though I died 5 and a half times, it was good stuff. Thanks for the help, NOOB SQUAD!

Slyvannus
02-13-2009, 12:59 AM
Even though I died 5 and a half times, it was good stuff. Thanks for the help, NOOB SQUAD!

That would be my fault... But anyway, I just want to say how fun this was to do, and how casual and just crazy this is. I really enjoy the NOOB SQUAD. And whenever I'm free, I will know where to go.

Now, next order of business is to get ourselves a motto.
I was thinking...
It's a bird, It's a plane. No! It's the NOOB SQUAD!
Here they come to save the day, the NOOB SQUAD is on their way!
Just when you think all is well, Sly shows up and brings a bunch of adds with her. NOOB SQUAD!

Okay, these are all really bad... any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Druzod
02-13-2009, 08:49 AM
I'd be up for joining the Noob Squad any time. I'd love to slide my Lore-Master into DPS mode and wreak havoc somewhere. :)

Dilmor
02-13-2009, 09:47 AM
That would be my fault... But anyway, I just want to say how fun this was to do, and how casual and just crazy this is. I really enjoy the NOOB SQUAD. And whenever I'm free, I will know where to go.

Now, next order of business is to get ourselves a motto.
I was thinking...
It's a bird, It's a plane. No! It's the NOOB SQUAD!
Here they come to save the day, the NOOB SQUAD is on their way!
Just when you think all is well, Sly shows up and brings a bunch of adds with her. NOOB SQUAD!

Okay, these are all really bad... any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

/ronburgundy

NOOOB SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!

Helori
02-13-2009, 10:55 AM
I am half in. I am not going to go chase someone down and kill their mobs (which robs them of XP and the chance to do it themself) or force myself upon others. But many of you know that I also will do whatever needs doing, I have done book chapters over and over on helori the he has not unlocked and cannot even get credit for. I did the great barrows with someone not too long ago, helped someone do the small group stuff north of 21'st, and such. And I have the perfect pair of toons to do it too, a champ & a minst, one of the two of them can get someone thru anything short of a 6 man instance like fornost. We can even do some of that, really, but not the whole thing as a noob+60 team.

But you have to ask me for it, or say something if I offer my time, or I am going to assume you do not need my help -- this comes from someone who prefers to level solo (by the time I found a group that could succeed at fornost, I could level past those quests doing solo content and then some!! )

Dilmor
02-13-2009, 10:58 AM
I have done book chapters over and over on helori the he has not unlocked and cannot even get credit for.

Do you need books? Sounds like the perfect job for NOOB SQUAD (must always be capitalized now).

Helori
02-13-2009, 02:53 PM
All 3 of my toons are stuck somewhere around chapter 7 or 8, but I really no longer care, I have seen 9/10 of the storyline by now from doing them out of order.

If you want to do the SOA books, help flamebe, she wants to see them. I have very little interest in doing the SOA ones, but I want to get noro at least through the moria ones. Hes on a solo part that frustrated me so I put it down for a few days, its trying to find "rooms" in the waterworks, which I now know are not rooms at all and need to go back and finish. I try to not cheat on this stuff, and get way, way behind as a result.

Elricord
02-13-2009, 02:54 PM
tell Flambe that i will be willing to help her any night with books, I know there some others that are trying to get though all the books too,